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1965 |
Tequila Tom dropped off by stork on it's way to liquor store. | ||||
| 1966 | Celebrated 1st Birthday, Quite the bash. | ||||
| 1967 | Jammin' to Sonny & Cher. | ||||
| 1968 | Became a civil rights activist. Power to the people! | ||||
| 1969 |
Little brother born. I'm pissed 'cuz I have to share toys |
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| 1970 |
Started Kindergarten, decided school sucks |
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| 1971 | Kissed my 1st girlfriend. She punched me... bitch. | ||||
| 1972 |
Dumped that bitch that punched me. Muskrat Love, my ass. |
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| 1973 | Graduated kindergarten, but barely. School definitely sucks. | ||||
| 1974 | Mostly spent in line waiting for gas. | ||||
| 1975 | Decided Toughskins were no longer cool. | ||||
| 1976 | Come on, it was the Bicentennial. We were all Kung Fu Fighting. | ||||
| 1977 | Began a "Disco Sucks" revolution after seeing Saturday Night Fever | ||||
| 1978 | Took 1st guitar lessons! Bring on the girls!!! | ||||
| 1979 | Put band together, we break up. Put band together, still no girls. | ||||
| 1980 | Disco just about dead, all is well, the revolution wanes. | ||||
| 1981 | Ran away to join circus as werewolf boy, they said I was too hairy. | ||||
| 1982 | Finally got laid, it was worth the wait. Only took 17 years! | ||||
| 1983 | Graduated High School. Began Electronics School, but I know everything. | ||||
| 1984 | Noticed hair starting to thin. (I'm sure it's nothing.) | ||||
| 1985 | Graduate Electronics School, start illustrious career in NYC. | ||||
| 1986 | Fell in love, got dumped, Mets win World Series. Move out on my own | ||||
| 1987 | Met 1st wife, passed an opportunity to move to foreign country... what an idiot! | ||||
| 1988 | Noticed some more hair in shower drain, still not concerned. | ||||
| 1989 | Bought new encyclopedias, still managing to avoid marriage. | ||||
| 1990 | Got married, sold encyclopedias (wife knew everything) | ||||
| 1991 | Got divorced, bought back encyclopedias, I obviously hadn't read enough | ||||
| 1992 | Join a band for 1st time in 10 years. | ||||
| 1993 | Wondering why I wanted to join a band. | ||||
| 1994 | Quit job, moved to FLA temporarily (extended vacation). | ||||
| 1995 | Met wife #2, Yankees start impressive World Series run. | ||||
| 1996 | Back with the band, Married again. Get CAT Scans for possible brain damage. | ||||
| 1997 | Doctors concerned that I would marry & rejoin former band in same year | ||||
| 1998 | Mostly spent in Electro-shock therapy. Barber switched to clippers | ||||
| 1999 | Quit working in NYC for good. Wife insisted I find another Job. Start duo | ||||
| 2000 | Come on, it's the millennium, job search continues amongst mayhem of Y2K | ||||
| 2001 | Getting really tired of this day job thing. | ||||
| 2002 | Wife proclaims she loves sex, just not with me. | ||||
| 2003 | Table for one, please as I moved to Sunny Florida. | ||||
| 2004 | Wow, same bullshit, warmer state! | ||||
| 2005 | Turned 40, fired barber, quit day job, started livin'! | ||||
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